Bye Bye Baby, Bye Bye!

Oh Mommy Mommy Why do they persecute me so?

It would appear that Ronaldo desires to leave Manchester United before the upcoming Premiership season. His reasoning "Nobody stood up for me...Snff Snff!"

Now ain't that a damn shame? I can't imagine why no one defended his diving, acting and referee lobbying. Perhaps The Premiership can do without him. I'm not so sure about Man U though. He seemed to be an integral part of Sir Alex Ferguson's future team. The good news may be that Ruud Van Niestelroy (a far more productive and less objectionable player) may now stay with Man U knowing that the ballhungry look at my skillz twat (Ronaldo) is leaving.

But discord in Man U's camp cn only be a good thing for the ever improving Tottenham HotSpurs. Now if we can just get half of Chelsea and Arsenal to defect, Spurs can finish top 2...Oh well! A goils gotta have dreams.